{"id":498,"date":"2009-09-08T13:01:18","date_gmt":"2009-09-08T18:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/?p=498"},"modified":"2011-01-27T09:51:46","modified_gmt":"2011-01-27T14:51:46","slug":"bee-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/2009\/09\/bee-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Bee Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The bee story starts a decade ago, so you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even want the Reader\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Digest Condensed version, but only the short-short version.  And if this seems long, trust me, it&#8217;s short.<\/p>\n<p>A swarm of bees splits off from the main hive when nature signals them to.  For reasons only a little bee brain can determine, a swarm decided to move into my house.  Ok, not INTO into the house, but into the outside wall.  Bee experts were called, and ultimately bees were killed.  That worked for the season.  But apparently the original swarm made some honey in the wall, and that bit of honey attracts new swarms every year.<\/p>\n<p>Bees are critical to us, their pollination of food crops essential.  Honeybees have had a really hard time in the last few years, so purposely killing them is not a good idea.  However, living in the sticks I have one basic rule about wildlife that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s served me well over the years: I won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t bother you outside, but you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t live in my house.  If you attempt to live in my house and I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t reasonably remove you, you must die.  It usually feels really crappy to kill things, even things as small as bees, but if I start sharing my house with uninvited guests, the ultimate consequences are pretty ugly.  Think about rodents, bats, bugs, bees, spiders, ants, and all the other things that come inside.  They can do real damage, not to mention making unsanitary conditions.  But I digress.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d escaped the bees this year, having seen very few scout bees.  (Bees have apian real estate agents.  Scout bees fly around and scope out prime living quarters, then go back &#038; tell the rest of the gang, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Have I got a place for you!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d)  Then suddenly, without warning, a swarm moved in while I was at work on Wednesday.  I took my usual action: wait till there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a bunch of bees hanging on the outside of the opening and spray them.  Repeat as necessary.  This was going as planned, when suddenly Thursday afternoon I sprayed and didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get the usual response \u00e2\u20ac\u201c instead bees started POURING out of the house!  I stood on my deck with my mouth hanging open for some minutes watching wave after wave of bees leave my house \u00e2\u20ac\u201c I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d never seen such a thing.  Although I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never been stung, or even harassed, by a honeybee, when there were thousands of them in the air I decided I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d better grab my little dog and go inside.  <\/p>\n<p>The swarm of bees moved to a pine tree on the edge of the driveway.  It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s kind of hard to see how large this clump of bees is hanging on the tree branch, but look at the difference in size of the branches in the circled area (bees) and the surrounding non-beed sections.  I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve pointed to a big branch without bees, and even that is significantly smaller.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bees-in-pine3.jpg\" alt=\"bees-in-pine\" title=\"bees-in-pine\" width=\"369\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-505\" srcset=\"https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bees-in-pine3.jpg 369w, https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bees-in-pine3-221x300.jpg 221w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 369px) 100vw, 369px\" \/><br \/>\nThe bees spent the night in the tree.  Fine with me.  Friday morning, however, they were on the move \u00e2\u20ac\u201c back up into my yard.  Armed with newly-purchased cans of bee spray, I occasionally sprayed the advancing edge of the bees \u00e2\u20ac\u201c I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want them to move back into the house.  The next photo gives you some idea of a bee swarm in the air \u00e2\u20ac\u201c all those little white specks \u00e2\u20ac\u201c bees.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bees-in-air2.jpg\" alt=\"bees-in-air\" title=\"bees-in-air\" width=\"500\" height=\"410\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-503\" srcset=\"https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bees-in-air2.jpg 500w, https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bees-in-air2-300x246.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This small swarm (unfortunately I&#8217;d apparently killed quite a few) finally settled on my arbor.  That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ok.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bees-in-arbor.jpg\" alt=\"bees-in-arbor\" title=\"bees-in-arbor\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-504\" srcset=\"https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bees-in-arbor.jpg 500w, https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bees-in-arbor-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><br \/>\nCall friends, who call friends, who call a guy who raises bees, who came to the house to collect this swarm.  Unfortunately, about 5 minutes before he arrived the entire swarm lifted off and moved to places unknown.  While the bee guy was here, he told me several bee facts.  <\/p>\n<li>I still have a colony in my house.  Apparently this swarm left the original colony with 2 queens, not unheard of, and 1 of them decided to stay in my house while 1 left.  <\/li>\n<li>By the sound of the buzzing, this was a sizeable amount of bees.  The average swarm contains 60,000 bees.  No, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not a typo, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s 60 THOUSAND BEES!!  They can get as large as 120,000 bees!<\/li>\n<li>In order to remove the bees from my house and ensure that they don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t return, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d have to take the outside of my house apart.  No one knows exactly where they are inside, or how much of the house he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d have to demo and rebuild.  And he wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be interested in doing it until spring anyway.  IF the bees make it through the winter.  (Could they possibly make enough honey this late in the year to feed themselves all winter long?)<\/li>\n<li>If I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not willing to have the outside of my house torn apart, my only other option is to kill these bees (or hope they die over the winter) and then caulk the heck out of it in the spring so they can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t return. <\/li>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m opting for the caulking option.  It may not work completely in my first attempt, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be infinitely cheaper and less stressful to me.   Sorry, bees.<\/p>\n<p>As I sit on my porch writing this, the only sound I hear is bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The bee story starts a decade ago, so you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even want the Reader\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Digest Condensed version, but only the short-short version. 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