{"id":1022,"date":"2010-01-02T14:58:49","date_gmt":"2010-01-02T19:58:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/?p=1022"},"modified":"2011-01-24T19:12:22","modified_gmt":"2011-01-25T00:12:22","slug":"happy-whoa-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/2010\/01\/happy-whoa-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy WHOA! Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s January 1, 1966 in Buffalo, NY.  I&#8217;m a really geeky little kid with a highly developed sense of guilt.  On New Year&#8217;s Day I decide to go to church.  Alone, since the rest of the family is sleeping.  I get dressed and walk down the stairs.  The EXACT INSTANT I set my foot on the floor at the bottom of the stairs, the whole house shakes!!  I can see the tree from there, and every ornament is shaking back &#038; forth.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/shaking-ornament3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/shaking-ornament3.jpg\" alt=\"shaking Christmas ornament\" title=\"shaking-ornament\" width=\"409\" height=\"427\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1025\" srcset=\"https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/shaking-ornament3.jpg 409w, https:\/\/secondwindjewelry.com\/jewelry-weaving-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/shaking-ornament3-287x300.jpg 287w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 409px) 100vw, 409px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI am <em><strong>FREAKED OUT!<\/strong><\/em>  I&#8217;m certain that God is speaking directly to me, sending me a message about just how bad I am.  If I put that other foot on the floor, the whole house, with my family asleep upstairs, could just sink into the bowels of hell.  <\/p>\n<p>What do I do?  I turn tail and go back upstairs as quick as I can.  I get under the covers in bed (did I bother to put my pajamas back on?), shaking.  I probably said about a million prayers, quaking in fear the whole time. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I ever mentioned anything to my family; I didn&#8217;t want them to know just how bad I was, how close they&#8217;d come to a fiery death.<\/p>\n<p>When I returned to school after Christmas break, the science teacher asked if anyone had felt the rare earthquake on New Year&#8217;s Day.  <strong>WHAT?!<\/strong> <em> Earthquake?! <\/em> This is Buffalo!  I had no knowledge at that point that Buffalo sat on a fault line &#8212; the ground had been completely stable all my life.  No one else in class was apparently up &#038; felt it, but I sure did.  That earthquake is a <a href=\"http:\/\/mceer.buffalo.edu\/infoservice\/reference_services\/westernNewYorkEQs.asp\" target= \"_blank\">documented fact<\/a> &#8211; it was a class 6!<\/p>\n<p>Much as I was hugely relieved that there was a scientific explanation for the jiggling tree, I think I was also just a tiny bit disappointed that I wasn&#8217;t powerful enough to shake the entire house with my behavior.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nYour turn &#8211; did <em>you<\/em> feel that earthquake?  Have any other weird, freaky childhood New Year&#8217;s memories?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s January 1, 1966 in Buffalo, NY. I&#8217;m a really geeky little kid with a highly developed sense of guilt. On New Year&#8217;s Day I decide to go to church. Alone, since the rest of the family is sleeping. I get dressed and walk down the stairs. 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